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Exeunt entr'acte soliloquy
Title: HALLOWEEN
Characters:
Biffle
Biffle
ACT ONE: Costume idea
On the ground.
BIFFLE: Beartato!
BIFFLE: OMG YES
Entremission
ACT TWO: Better costume idea
BIFFLE: Beartato and Reginald!
BIFFLE: OMG THANK YOUUUUUU
Fin
September 2009
6 posts
BIFFLEHEART starring mel biffson
YOU MAY TAKE MY LIFE
BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE
MY BIFFFFLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE
August 2009
2 posts
July 2009
7 posts
connecting life's dots (except remember that the...
Dear Biffle,
I see from the quote you posted that you’re starting to take all of this seriously. At last you understand the paradox of how ultimately futile your job of word-making is yet how vital it is you attempt it, especially because at times I seem to becorgmle heegle wak spluhhhh qu78%!#, as I’m sure you may have noticed. Be well, friend.
“For if you do not find a way,...
“Writing about photographs is a risk. The first sign of a good photograph is that...”
– Mark Wrigley (via syntheticpubes)
May 2009
6 posts
dear biffluuunnnggghhh
hrggrrrkfflnt nrgget plooiey.
PLOOEY.
qwoolighrans,
biffxxx
re: business matters
dearest biffles,
we interviewed a number of candidates for the position, and we have determined that another candidate is the most qualified for the requirements of our opening. this letter is to let you know that you have not been selected for the position.
thank you for taking the time to come to meet our interview team. the team enjoyed meeting you and our discussions.
we wish you success...
business matters
hey biffle,
now that our institution graduated us, maybe we should start taking into consideration matters like “business,” “financial,” and “success.” my major didn’t really have any classes in those areas but i saw you panhandling once, so i seek your advice: maybe we should monetize our tumblr? also: how would we monetize our tumblr? and finally: does...
April 2009
6 posts
response to biffle
biffle:
that’s why we put an oven in the kitchen.
think first before you waste my time, biffle
March 2009
5 posts
February 2009
2 posts
re: badges
dear biffle,
i’m almost done with the mock-ups for our League of Extraordinary Gentlebiffles badges. can’t wait until we walk past each other on the way to the refrigerator again!
love, biffle
re: bifflehood
dear biffle,
ever since we started saying this acronym like a word, i feel like our relationship has gone to the next level. but i’m okay staying at entry-level biffle for now. i can’t even begin to think what our next phonetically pronounced abbreviation will be!! can you?
love, biffle