Gerald: Listen, everyone! We’re breathing together. As one! It’s like we’re all connected.
Boss: Stop that.
Gerald: But it’s so beautiful. Let’s do it again. Huuuuuuuh….haaaaaaah. So neat. Huuuuuuuuh. Haaaaaaaah.
Boss: Someone kill Gerald.
Gerald: Huuuuuuuh. HAAAAAAAAH.
Boss: Robby, kill Gerald for me.
Robby: Pardon?
Boss: Go kill Gerald, it will only take you a minute.
Robby: Boss, I’m not sure violence is the answer.
Boss: That’s what they said about killing Hitler, but I’m pretty sure that decision only led to positives.
Robby: Excuse me, sir, but Hitler was the mastermind of the most infamous genocide in the history of the world, while Gerald, here, is only guilty of being very happy out loud.
Boss: He’s committing genocide against my will to live.
Robby: I don’t think—
Boss: Lisa? Lisa are you listening?
Lisa: Yessir.
Boss: Kill Robby, will you?
Lisa: Sure thing, Boss. Gerald, too?
Boss: Ah, nah. I’ve kind of grown fond of the little guy.
Gerald: ….HUUUUUUH….
Boss: HAAAAAAAH! You’ve gotta love that.
